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Joke Topic - 'Village'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.

Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.


Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?


What sport do vampires like to watch?


Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

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