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Joke Topic - 'Village'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.

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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Basketball

What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.
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Future

There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.
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Politicians

Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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