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Joke Topic - 'Village'


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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.
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A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Maggot

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...
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Office

"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.

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