Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Fleas
How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.
Wife
The kindest thing I can say about my wife
is that her in-laws are a lot nicer than mine.
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
A Mistake
I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing into the future.
When did this first happen?
Next Tuesday.
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
Dandruff
Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
Look
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.