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Joke Topic - 'Village'


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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Skeletons

Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Zombies

Why do zombies always look exhausted?
Because they are dead on their feet.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Vampires

What sport do vampires like to watch?
Bat-minton.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

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