Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Beer
Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
Light Bulbs
How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Soap
Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
Football
Why is a football player like an airline
passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
Watch
Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Broke
I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
Dentist
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.