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Joke Topic - 'Village'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.


How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.


Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!


In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.


What do you get if you cross a new-born snake with a basketball?
A bouncing baby boa.


There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong.


Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.


I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

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