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Joke Topic - 'Village'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.

Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

A Postage Stamp

What stays in a corner but can travel all around the world?
A postage stamp.


What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.


What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...


"I'll never forget the time they gave me a farewell party at work. I was so surprised, I didn't even know I had been fired."

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bea who?
Be a good boy and let me in.


What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?

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