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Joke Topic - 'Village'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.

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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Soap

Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Watch

Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Windows

Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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Broke

I'm so broke, I can't even afford to pay attention.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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