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Joke Topic - 'Village'


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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Rabbits

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a frog?
A bunny ribbit.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Salary

"We offer a competitive salary"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
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Rock

What do you call a rock group with Mozart, Bach, Beethoven, Handel, and Chopin?
The Decomposers.
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Girlfriend

Fred: My girlfriend has just left on a cruise to the West Indies.
George: Jamaica?
Fred: No, she wanted to go.
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Julius Caesar

What did they say to Julius Caesar When he went into a pub?
'Ale, Caesar?'
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Sings

What has eight feet and sings?
A quartet.
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Water

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.

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