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Joke Topic - 'Victim'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Victim'.

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Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a lot better than the penalty for murder.


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When is an egg just like a losing team?
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Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.
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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
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Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
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Why was the mother flea very sad?
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