Joke Topic - 'Vicious'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vicious'.

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

What do you call a salad that is a coward?
A chicken salad.

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.

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