Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - V / Joke Topic - Vicious - 1

Joke Topic - 'Vicious'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vicious'.

$text4

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Fishmonger

Did you hear about the man who gave up his job as a fishmonger?
He said it was making him shelfish.
$text4

Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
$text4

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
$text4

The Ark

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.
$text4

Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
$text4

James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
$text4

Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
$text4

Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
$text4

Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

This is page 1 of 1