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Joke Topic - 'Vicar'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vicar'.

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My dad went down the churchyard. He said to the vicar, 'Would you like me to put some locks on the cemetery gates?'
The vicar said, 'There's no point. The ghosts have all got skeleton keys.'
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This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'


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Politicians

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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Eggs

Did you hear the one about the egg?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Ken who?
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Cats

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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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