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Joke Topic - 'Vicar'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vicar'.
My dad went down the churchyard. He said to the vicar, 'Would you like me to put some locks on the cemetery gates?'
The vicar said, 'There's no point. The ghosts have all got skeleton keys.'
The vicar said, 'There's no point. The ghosts have all got skeleton keys.'
This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'
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