My dad went down the churchyard. He said to the vicar, 'Would you like me to put some locks on the cemetery gates?'
The vicar said, 'There's no point. The ghosts have all got skeleton keys.'
This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Pop
What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.
Cashiers
How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Airplane
Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Drinking
I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink
I get drunk
I fall down
No problem
Mummy
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
Teachers
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
The Butler
Knock knock
Who's there?
Norma
Norma who?
Normally the butler opens the door.
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!