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Joke Topic - 'Vets'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vets'.


What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.

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Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.


Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.


Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.


How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.


John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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