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Joke Topic - 'Vets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vets'.

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What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a car.
Doctor: I would recommend you to take a brake.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Software

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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A Great Time

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
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Blondes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...
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Cows

Did you hear what happened when the cows refused to be milked?
There was udder chaos.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!

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