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Joke Topic - 'Vets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vets'.

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What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Snow

Did you hear about the man who fitted snow tires to his car?
They melted.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

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