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Joke Topic - 'Vet'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Vet'.

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!


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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
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Wendy who?
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Butter

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up well - it's cold out here.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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