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Joke Topic - 'Vet'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Vet'.

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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
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My brother said, 'Mum, I'm feeling sick as a dog.'
My mum said, 'Hang on, I'll call the vet.'
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Veterinarian: Has your dog ever had fleas?
Little Boy: No, just puppies!


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Beer

Who said beer won't make you smarter? It made Bud wiser!
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Light Bulbs

How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Vacation

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Tires

If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris open.
Come on in!
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London

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.

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