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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.


What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing double.
Doctor: Please sit on the couch.
Patient: Which one?


What is green, has two arms, two legs and a trunk?
A seasick tourist.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.


What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.


Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
An election is held about every four years.


What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

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