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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.

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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.


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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Firefly

Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.
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Lawyers

Lawyer Says His Client Is Not That Guilty
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Stupid

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
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Baby

Why is an old car like a baby?
Because it always has a rattle.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Boss

Job Applicant: Have you got an opening for me?
Boss: Yes, and don't slam it on the way out.
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Be Seeing You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be seeing you.

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