Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - V / Joke Topic - Vessels - 1

Joke Topic - 'Vessels'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.

$text4

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
$text4

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
$text4

Love

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
$text4

Whales

Save the whales - collect the whole set
$text4

Radio

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.
$text4

Politicians

Don't vote - it only encourages them.
$text4

Horses

What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.
$text4

Ruthless

The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
$text4

Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

This is page 1 of 1