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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.


What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.


Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya who?
Nunya business.

Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.


Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.


What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.


Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.

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