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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.

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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.


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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Boy Scout

Why did the Boy Scout become dizzy?
Because he spent all day doing good turns.
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Dogs

Dogs and small children must be carried on the escalator
- if don't have a dog a cat will do
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Tidy

What do you call a very tidy woman?
Anita House.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very baaaaaaad.
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A Bad Company

If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

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