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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.


What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.


Save the whales - collect the whole set


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alison who?
Alison to the radio every morning.


Don't vote - it only encourages them.


What has two heads, six legs and a tail?
A man on a horse.


The murderer certainly was ruthless when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.


I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!

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