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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.

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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."


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Florist

Did you hear about the florist who had two children?
One is a budding genius and the other one is a blooming idiot.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Christmas

What do you call a man who works in the perfume department of a store at Christmas?
Frank in Scents.
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Stamps

How many 2 cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Stupid

Yo' mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the cops she got mugged!
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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