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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.

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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."


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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
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Pilot

Why did the pilot visit the physiatrist?
Because he was plane crazy.
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Don't vote - it only encourages them.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
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Brain

Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.

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