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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."
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The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'
Basketball
What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
Hula hoops.
Rome
Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
Attila the Fun.
Spiders
What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
Newlywebs.
Arrows
What did they say to King Harold at the battle of Hastings?
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Cor! Get an eyeful of those arrows!
Medicine
Don't study medicine and law at the same time, it tries your patients
Dogs
What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
Aard-bark!
Cows
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
Rabbits
Why do rabbits have shiny noses?
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
Because their powder puffs are at the wrong end!
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