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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.

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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."


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Porridge

"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said concentrate.
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Birthdays

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Politicians

There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who donít need a subject.
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Breed

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?
A shampoodle!
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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

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