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Joke Topic - 'Vending Machine'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vending Machine'.

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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Quasimodo

Why did Quasimodo's wife buy him a wok?
To iron his shirts.
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Milk

Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!
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Widow

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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Singing

Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.
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Computers

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.
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Sleepwalking

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roaming Catholic.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

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