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Joke Topic - 'Vending Machine'


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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Truck Driver

Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?
He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Man

What is the longest sentence known to man?
'I do.'
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Apartments

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Letters

What did the letter say to the stamp?
You stick with me and together we'll go places.

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