Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.

What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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Two fonts walk into a bar. The barman says to them, 'Get out. We don't serve your type in here.'

How is a bird sitting on a fence like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.

They bury politicians 26 feet under because, deep down, they're nice guys.

'I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years.'
'Why not?'
'She doesn't like being interrupted.'

Her boyfriend is so stupid. He thought they said trains when they were handing out brains, so he asked for a slow one.

What did the dog say when he sat on a piece of sandpaper?
Ruff.

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
A meal will cost you an arm and a leg.