Woodworm
Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
Forgive
To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.
Clocks
Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
Work
I find work to be fascinating. I could watch it for hours on end.
Tennis
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
Cannibals
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Chickens
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A chicken that lays down.
Restaurants
Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?