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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?


Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!


Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.


What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.


Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.


Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.


Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

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