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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians' - 3 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.

What kinds of foods do humanitarians eat if vegetarians eat vegetables?
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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