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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Mosquito

People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Pay Attention

Yo mama is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Amnesia

Sorry, I forgot all about the amnesia conference!
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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