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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Piglets

Why didn't the piglets want to listen to their grandfather when he told them a story?
Because he was an old bore.
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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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Dandruff

Is your name Dan Druff?
You always get into people's hair.
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Cats

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to go swimming?
An octopuss.
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Cannibals

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.

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