Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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