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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.


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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Surrealists

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.
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Bus Drivers

How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.
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Fool

There is at least one fool in every married couple.
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Cows

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly.
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.
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William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Cows

Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

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