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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.
He went right off people.
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Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Who's there?
Demure.
Demure who?
Demure the merrier.
Cars
What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.
A pink carnation.
Bars
I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
She couldn't spell.
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
Rabbits
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
He was a millionhare.
On Time
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
Who's there?
Huron.
Huron who?
Huron time for a change.
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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