Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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Politicians

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.

Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.

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