Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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Travel Agents

Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.

Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!

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