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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.


You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.


How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

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How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tilly who?
Tilly cows come home.

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Why did the cow cross the road ???
To get to the "udder" side !!!!!

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