Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Travel Agents
Man to travel agent: "Give me a ticket to the moon. I want to go there on vacation."
Agent: "Sorry sir, but the moon is full."
Cats
Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.
Barman
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Blondes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Light Bulbs
How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
Witches
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Wolf
Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
Football
Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
King Arthur
Why did King Author wear his Cloak to the Great Ball, rather than his Mantle?
Cause kings go better with cloak!