Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
I think, therefore I'm not an MP.
Victorian
What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
Light Bulbs
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Light Bulbs
How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
Piano
How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
Rush
Don’t rush me; I get paid by the hour.
Ape
Which large ape is very smelly?
King Pong.
Mistakes
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Girlfriends
GILLIE: Will I lose my looks as I get older?
WILLIE: With luck, yes.