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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.


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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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The London Marathon

Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the London Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, and the other in burst shorts.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, you must help me I keep thinking that I'm a crossword puzzle.
Doctor: Is it getting you down?
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Cavemen

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'
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Vampires

What is a vampire's favorite dance?
The fang-dango.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Newspaper

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

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