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Joke Topic - 'Vegetable'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vegetable'.

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Two carrots were walking down the road when a huge truck slammed into one of them. An ambulance was called and they rushed the little fellow off to the hospital where he immediately went into hours of surgery. Finally the doctor emerged and approached the other carrot who had been anxiously awaiting in the waiting room.
"Tell me Doc, how is he?"
The doctor replied, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is he's going to live. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.


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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who planted pennies in his garden?
He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Soup

Diner: How's your chicken soup today?
Waiter: It's pretty fowl.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Tennis

What can be served but cannot be eaten?
A tennis ball.
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A Bad Stomach

I've got a bad stomach.
Well just keep your coat on and on one will notice.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Doctors

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

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