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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'


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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.


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Astronomers

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Human

To err is human, to moo bovine.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
You get a Christmas quacker.
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Human

To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "I don't do lights. That's the light crew's job."
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Watchman

Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.
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Christmas

What are gnomes the most afraid of at Christmas?
That Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Bars

A man walks into a bar! ouch!!!
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Giraffes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.

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