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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'


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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.


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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Obesity

New study of obesity looks for larger test group
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Express

He has a one-way ticket on the Disoriented Express.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

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