Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Deodorant
You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
Dessert
What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
Lawyers
Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
Graveyard
Why did they have to put a fence around the
graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
Teachers
School children march over new teachers
Solar Panels
His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
Jewel
Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
Cheese
What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.