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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Varnish'.

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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.


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Deodorant

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
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Dessert

What does a cat like to eat for dessert?
Mice pudding!
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Lawyers

Why did the cucumber hire a lawyer?
Because it was in a pickle.
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Teachers

School children march over new teachers
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Solar Panels

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.
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Jewel

Knock, knock
Who's there ?
jewel
jewel who?
jewel see better if you open the door
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.

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