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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Varnish'.

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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a dog?
Winnie the Poodle.
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Abbreviation

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
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School

Teacher: Today I want you to write an essay on an elephant.
Pupil: But won't we fall off?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Lies

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Attila.
Attila Who?
Attila you no lies.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.
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Work

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.

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