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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Varnish'.


How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.

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Civil Servants

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you if you let me in.

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