Joke Topic - 'Vampires' - 33 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 33 jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.

Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Doctor, doctor, I think a vampire has bitten me.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.