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Joke Topic - 'Vampires'
Here are 33 jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.
Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
He especially liked the vaultz.
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
It's a bloodhound!
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
It was love at first bite!
Doctor, doctor, I think a vampire has bitten me.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
Ask them if they want some garlic with their steak.
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
A new fangled device.
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
A stake out.
What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
Blood vessels.
What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
A clot.
What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.
Count Dunkula.