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Joke Topic - 'Vampires' - Page 3 - With 9 More Jokes and Funny Stories
This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
It's a real pain in the neck.
Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
In the blood bank.
Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
Snackula.
Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Because blood is thicker than water.
Why do vampires never get fat?
They eat necks to nothing.
They eat necks to nothing.
Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
Because they make themselves cross.
Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
He can't. It's in his blood.
Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
He tried to rob the local blood bank!