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Joke Topic - 'Vampire'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Vampire'.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Shadow

What was the invisible man scared of?
His own shadow.
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Light Bulbs

How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
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Drink

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.
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Scotsman

How do you know if a Scotsman is left-handed?
He keeps all his money in his right-hand pocket.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

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