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Joke Topic - 'Vampire'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Vampire'.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


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Hippopotamus

What do you call a hippo that is very untidy?
A hippopota-mess.
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Cats

Why did the cat move to a new neighborhood?
Because the old one had gone to the dogs!
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Football

Football is only a game - until your team loses.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Overweight

You know you're overweight and need to diet when your knees buckle but your belt won't.
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Dracula

How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
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Bosses

Have you noticed that your boss is the only one who watches the clock during the coffee break.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his food?
He bolted it down.

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