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Joke Topic - 'Vampire'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Vampire'.


Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!

Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

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