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Joke Topic - 'Vampire'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Vampire'.

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Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a hyena?
A animal that laughs at the sight of blood.
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What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


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Diplomacy

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Chief

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water?
He had two sons, so he called them Hot and Cold.

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