Joke Topic - 'Vacations'

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

I went to the seaside for a vacation last year. The landlady said to me, 'We charge twenty pounds a night, bed and breakfast- or twelve pounds if you make your own bed.' 'Oh, all right,' I said, 'I'll make the bed.' And the landlady gave me a saw, a hammer and some nails.

What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.