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Joke Topic - 'Vacations' - Page 2 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
They head for the Dead Sea.
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
To his summer Hyde-away.
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
In a ho ho hotel.
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
To unwind.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.