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Joke Topic - 'Vacations' - Page 2 - With 10 More Jokes and Funny Stories
Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
1>They head for the Dead Sea.
Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
1>To his summer Hyde-away.
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
1>In a ho ho hotel.
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
1>Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
1>To unwind.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
2>They like their old haunts best!
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
2>The farmer is always fleecing them.
Why do skeletons always go on vacation alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.
1>Because they have nobody to go with.
Why do witches like to go to a hot country for their vacation?
So that they can have a spell in the sun.
2>So that they can have a spell in the sun.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
2>Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.