Joke Topic - 'Vacation'

His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.

How do fleas go on vacation?
They itchhike.

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie The Pooh pack when they are going on vacation?
The bear essentials.

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.