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Joke Topic - 'Vacation'

Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Vacation'.

Related Topics: Vacations (8) Holiday (3) Holidays (5)

How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.

What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.

Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.

Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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