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Joke Topic - 'Vacation'


Here are 11 jokes on the topic - 'Vacation'.

Related Topics: Vacations (8) Holiday (3) Holidays (5)
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How do rabbits go on vacation?
In a hareplane.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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The one good thing you can say about the food in our vacation hotel is that at least they're considerate enough to give you only small portions.
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What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
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Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Where do ghosts go for a vacation?
They head for the Dead Sea.
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Where does Dr. Jekyll go for a vacation?
To his summer Hyde-away.
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Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
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Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
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Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

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