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Joke Topic - 'Vacation' - 2

This is page 2 of jokes on the topic - 'Vacation'.

Related Topics: Vacations (8) Holiday (3) Holidays (5)

Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.

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What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.


What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.


Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.


PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.


Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.


Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.


What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.


What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!


Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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