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Joke Topic - 'Vacation' - 2
Where does Father Christmas stay when he takes a vacation?
In a ho ho hotel.
In a ho ho hotel.
Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!
They like their old haunts best!
Why do sheep never have enough money to go away on a vacation?
The farmer is always fleecing them.
The farmer is always fleecing them.
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Candle
What did one candle say to the other?
You keep getting on my wick.
You keep getting on my wick.
Monsters
What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
Robbery
Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
The thieves made off with the lute.
Golf
PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Journalists
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
Parrots
What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.
Polly unsaturated.
Ghost
What kind of ghost haunts tall buildings?
High spirits!
High spirits!
Computers
Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
It had left Windows open.