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Joke Topic - 'Usefulness'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Usefulness'.


The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.

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What do you get if you cross a dentist with a ship?
The tooth ferry.


George: Is your father still in the hospital?
William: Yes. He's in the Expensive Care Unit.


What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Light Bulbs

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but you have to nag him for a fortnight first.


Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.


Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
To the baa-baa shop.


Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Throw him a doughnut, sir, it'll make a good lifebelt.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

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