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Joke Topic - 'Usefulness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Usefulness'.

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The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.


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Cow

What do you call it when a cow is spying on another cow?
A steak out.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Boxers

How do you get a boxer to laugh?
Start telling a joke and then hit him with the punchline.
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Pizza

What do you call the boss of a pizza parlor?
The big cheese.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Ghosts

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
Day scare centers.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?

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