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Joke Topic - 'Usefulness'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Usefulness'.

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The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.


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Football

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Cannibals

First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"
Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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Fat

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own area code.
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Snowmen

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
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Listening

Of course I'm listening to you don't you see me yawning?
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Crab

Why was the crab sent to jail?
Because he kept pinching things.

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