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Joke Topic - 'Useful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Useful'.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.


He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.

Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."


Debate about hanging suspended


Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!


How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.


Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.


Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

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