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Joke Topic - 'Useful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Useful'.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.


Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."


You're never alone with schizophrenia

Count Dracula

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.


Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Customer: No, just leave it in the carton!


Legalize telepathy - I knew you were going to say that


Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.


How do you scare a confirmed bachelor?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing confetti.

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