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Joke Topic - 'Useful'


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What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Och! It's no that dark.
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Executive

He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."
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Debate

Debate about hanging suspended
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Wedding

Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Witches

How does a witch know what time it is?
With witch watch.
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Crab

Why was the crab arrested?
He was caught pinching things.
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

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