Joke Topic - 'Useful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Useful'.

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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Tea

Don't complain about the tea
- you'll be old and weak yourself one day

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

What is chunky, white, and cowardly?
Chicken salad.

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!

What does a shark like to eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

Mother: Do you like moving pictures?
Son: I sure do, Mom.
Mother: Good! Then you can help me carry down some pictures from the attic.

What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

His solar panels are pointing at the moon.

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