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Joke Topic - 'Usa'


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Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.


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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
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Dalmatians

Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
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Knock Knock

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
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Fish

Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
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Used Cars

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Months

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art

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