Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Scottish
Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven
days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
Waiter
Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.
Dalmatians
Why are dalmatians no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Knock Knock
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.
Fish
Last night there was a big fight in our local fish and chip shop - a lot of fish got battered.
Used Cars
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Months
Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.
Autopsy
Autopsy is a dying art