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Joke Topic - 'Upholstery'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Upholstery'.

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Did you hear about the man who fell into a upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Cops

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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Football

Why is a football stadium always so cool?
Because its full of fans.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Wife

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

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