Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Throw
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Students
How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Deaf
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
Potato
What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Hoarse
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Fish
I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
Play
George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.