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Joke Topic - 'Upgrade'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Upgrade'.

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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


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Oranges

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
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License

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Lawyers

Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
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Blondes

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
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Cannibals

What's a cannibal's favourite meal?
Baked human beans.

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