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Joke Topic - 'Upgrade'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Upgrade'.

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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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Change A Light Bulb

How many British Rail staff does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to apologize for the delay.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Friendship

30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.
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Ducks

Where does a duck go when he gets sick?
The ductor.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Doctor: I know we had to cut off your arms.

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