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Joke Topic - 'Upgrade'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Upgrade'.

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The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.


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Throw

If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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Students

How many engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Potato

What is the friendliest vegetable?
A sweet potato.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Fish

I used to have a fish as a pet. Poor little thing it was deaf. So I bought it a herring aid.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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