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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.


What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.


What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?


Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.


Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.


I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care

Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

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