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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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Credit Cards

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got


Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

For Granted

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don who?
Don take me for granted.


Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni


What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.


Unix - Reach out and grep someone.


How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.

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