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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.

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What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Colors

What colors would you paint the sun and the wind?
The sun rose and the wind blue.
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Police

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.
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How Are You

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine, how are you?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Entertainer

Did you hear about the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
They say that he went down really well.
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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Polar Bears

Hear about the polar bear who tried to eat a penguin?
He couldn't get the wrapper off.

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