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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.

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What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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Marriage

Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.
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Cows

What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!
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Cannibals

Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Wife

I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Computers

How do you park a computer?
You back it up.
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Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!
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Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

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