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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.

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What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.
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Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


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Lunch

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet my lunch so now I'm hungry.
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Laughs

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Parties

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Dogs

When is a man like a dog?
When he is a boxer.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Lion

Knock knock
Who's there?
Lionel
Lionel who?
Lionel roar if you stand on it's tail.

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