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Joke Topic - 'Unwind'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Unwind'.


What do mummies do at weekends?
They like to unwind.

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.

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Harry: My wife speaks through her nose?
Fred: Why does she do that?
Harry: Because she's worn her mouth out.


What do cows like to read at the breakfast table?
The daily moospaper!


Did you hear about the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride.


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


I take my wife out every night, but she always manages to find her way home.


My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.


How do you park a computer?
You back it up.

Captain Kirk

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three - his left ear, his right ear, and the final frontier!

Santa Claus

Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

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