Joke Topic - 'Unwind'

Last weekend my credit card was stolen but I decided not to report it because the thief is spending less than my wife does.

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don take me for granted.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.