Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - U / Joke Topic - Unwilling - 1

Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.

$text4

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

$text4

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
$text4

Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
$text4

Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
$text4

Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
$text4

Bananas

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.
$text4

Postmen

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise
$text4

Politicians

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.
$text4

Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
$text4

Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

This is page 1 of 1