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Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Clouds

What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.
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Crazy

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?
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Martians

Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Woodworm

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

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