Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.

Why don't bananas ever feel lonely?
Because they go around in bunches.

Postmen awarded a £2 million pay rise

Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.

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