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Joke Topic - 'Unwilling'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unwilling'.


We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


What did one cloud say to the other one?
Let's be cirrus.


How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.


Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?


Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.


What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.


Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a woodworm.
Doctor: How boring.


When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

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