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Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.

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Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


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Bird

Why was the bird wearing a wig?
Because it was a bald eagle.
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Bacteria

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Father Christmas

What do the elves fear most about Christmas?
They're afraid that Father Christmas will give them the sack.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Dangerous

What is yellow, hot and highly dangerous?
Shark-infested custard.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dustbin.
Don't talk rubbish.
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Faithful

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!

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