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Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.

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Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!
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Computers

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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Bananas

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Robbery

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.
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Wife

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?
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Graveyard

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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