Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.

What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.

Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.

How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?

Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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