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Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
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Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
Vegetables
Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
Button mushrooms.
Favorite
What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
Fencing.
Fat Chance
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Lawyers
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
Witches
Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
She was going through a dry spell.
Octal
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Mother-in-law
What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
Santa
Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.
He parked in a snow parking zone.
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