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Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.

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Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.


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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Fat Chance

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Mother-in-law

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your brand new Mercedes.
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Santa

Why did Santa get a parking ticket?
He parked in a snow parking zone.

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