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Joke Topic - 'Unreliable'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unreliable'.


Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

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Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!


If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.


What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian?
Peels of laughter.


Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'


What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


Why did the robber wash his clothes before he robbed the bank?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Dog Biscuits

What is the main ingredient of dog biscuits?
Collie flour.


How old is your wife?
Approaching forty.
Yes, but from which direction?


Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard?
Because people were dying to get in.

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