Joke Topic - 'Unqualified'

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

Pirate radio rules the waves