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Joke Topic - 'Unqualified'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unqualified'.

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Dentists

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Pirate Radio

Pirate radio rules the waves

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