Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cookies
What did the cookie say when it saw two friends being crushed?
Oh Crumbs!
Dog
A FATHER: The man who has complete command, most of the time, of the dog.
Middle Name
What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.
Sculptor
Did you hear about the sculptor's son?
He was a chip of the old block.
Eat
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Doctors
Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
Complaining
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Politicians
During Britain's "brain drain," not a single politician left the country.