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Joke Topic - 'Unpopular'


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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Consultants

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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Pigs

What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Beer

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys TWO cases of beer.
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The Sea

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.
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Nut

What did the nut say when it sneezed?
Cashew!
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Change

Boy: Can you change twenty pence for me?
Father: Yeah, that's no problem.
Boy: Good. Change it to fifty pence please.

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