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Joke Topic - 'Unpopular'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unpopular'.


Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

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What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?


Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.


Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.


What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!


What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.

Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."


How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.


I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

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