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Joke Topic - 'Unpopular'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unpopular'.

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Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.


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Astronaut

What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
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Today

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Whatcha.
Whatcha who?
Whatcha going to do today?
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Farmer

Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, what is the best way to prevent diseases which are caused by biting insects?
Doctor: Don't bite any.
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Golf

What are the three worst words you can hear while playing a round of golf?
"Still your turn"!
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Exam

What is black and white and hard all over?
An exam paper.
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Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."
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Pessimists

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the old one is probably screwed in too tight.
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Disco

I met my wife at a disco. It was really embarrassing. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

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