Joke Topic - 'Unpopular'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unpopular'.

Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he's a real pain in the neck.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Birds

What type of bird works on a building site?
A crane.

What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ball-point banana.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess one of those things.

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

What do you call a country where all of the cars are pink?
A pink carnation.

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