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Joke Topic - 'Ungrateful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ungrateful'.

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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Girlfriends

What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
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Christmas Presents

Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Cows

Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Hearing Aids

"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
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Chocolate

He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.

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