Joke Topic - 'Ungrateful'

Customer: Isn't there a smarter assistant available to serve me?
Sales Assistant: No, madam, the smarter assistants saw you coming.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I'm boiling up.
Doctor: Why don't do just simmer down?

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realized they were all going to the dogs.

Why does a woman say she's been shopping even when she hasn't bought a thing?

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Why is a football player like an airline passenger?
They both want safe touchdowns.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Where did the dog leave his car when he went shopping?
In a barking lot.

Did you hear about the high class private school where all the pupils were very smelly?
Only filthy rich kids were allowed to go there.