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Joke Topic - 'Ungrateful'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ungrateful'.


We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.

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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.


What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!


Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!


Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.


Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!


What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

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