Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Rabbits
What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Girlfriends
What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
"I love you with all my art."
Christmas Presents
Who brings Christmas presents to the baby sharks?
Santa jaws.
Christmas
What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Cows
Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
Teflon
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the
frying pan?
Hearing Aids
"I just got a new hearing aid. It's the best one I've ever had."
"What kind is it?"
"Oh, about 9:30......."
Chocolate
He's a few chocolate chips short of a cookie.