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Joke Topic - 'Ungrateful'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Ungrateful'.

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We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Ghosts

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let me in!
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Worry

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.

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