Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Hot Weather
Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!
Witch
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
Police
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.
Cows
Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.
Shopping
I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Doctors
Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
Vampires
Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
Job
I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.
Santa Claus
If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?