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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.

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What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


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Insurance

Study Reveals That People Without Insurance Die More Often
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Birds

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Mother

John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.
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Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a thing of the past
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An Outsider

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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Witches

My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

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