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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.


What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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He could feel it in his bones.


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John: My mother thinks I'm too thin.
Helen: What gave you that idea?
John: She is always saying she can see right through me.


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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.


My brother saw a witch riding on a broomstick. He said, 'What are you doing on that?'
The witch said, 'My best friend's got the vacuum cleaner.'

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