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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'


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What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Spaceman

What is a spaceman's favorite game?
Astronauts and crosses.
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Scottish

A Scottish gift: "It's nae use to me, ye're welcome to it."
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Cemetery

'Hi Bob, Where have you been?'
'The cemetery.'
'Oh! Who's dead?'
'They all are.'
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Ghosts

When do ghosts like to play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul's Day.
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Karate

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Light Bulbs

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size).

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