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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.

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What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.


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Cows

What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
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Paranoid

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
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Dogs

What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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