Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.

What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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Hot Weather

Bill: Does this hot weather disagree with your mother?
Fred: It wouldn't dare!

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Which American state has the most cows?
Moosouri.

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!

I left my last job because I was told to do something I didn't like.
Really! What was that?
The boss told me to look for another job.

If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?

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