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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.


What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.

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What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!


Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.


Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.


What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.

Party Game

What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.


How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?


What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.

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