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Joke Topic - 'Undertaker'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Undertaker'.
What did the woman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down funeral car?
Stop beating a dead hearse.
Stop beating a dead hearse.
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Cows
What do cows like to do for entertainment?
Watch moovies!
Watch moovies!
Cops
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
Bankers
Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
He lost interest.
Nothing
Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Cows
What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
A bullfighter.
Party Game
What party game is a favorite of cows?
MOO-sical chairs.
MOO-sical chairs.
Paranoid
How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who wants to know?
Who wants to know?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Who's there? Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo the deer and the antelopes play?
Dogs
What do you call a dog who designs buildings?
A bark-itect.
A bark-itect.
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