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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Potato

What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.
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Soap

Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.
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Cows

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".
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Slept

Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!
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Sleeping

What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
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Husbands

Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.
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Caveman

What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.
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Fish

What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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