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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Plumber

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
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Farmers

How did the farmer locate his lost cow?
He tractor down.
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Lawyers

Lawyers are people who can write a ten thousand word document and call it a brief.
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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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Not Here

"Hello, I'm not here."
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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A Car Mechanic

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

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