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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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Fireman

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
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Elves

Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
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Retiring

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Father Christmas

What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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Shellfish

Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
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Deer

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.

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