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Joke Topic - 'Understand'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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What do you get if you cross a tomato with a potato?
A potato with bloodshot eyes.


How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.


Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
Shop Assistant: Would you like it scented?
Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.


If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".


Jess: I haven't slept for days and I'm still not tired!
Wess: That's incredible! How do you do it?
Jess: I sleep nights!


What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.


Where can a husband always find sympathy?
In the dictionary.


What do you call a caveman who is wandering slowly around the place?
A meanderthal man.


What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.

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