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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Fish

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Bee

Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.
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Cows

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.
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Astronauts

Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

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