Joke Topic - 'Understand' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

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Pigs might fly, but this one drives

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'

What do you get when you cross a police officer with an alarm clock?
A crime watch.

What do ghosts like to eat for lunch?
Spook-etti.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

If music be the food of love, I need re-tuning

It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.

What are the largest ants in the world?
Elephants.