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Joke Topic - 'Understand'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.


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Teachers

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Golf

Wife: Where are you going with your golf clubs?
Husband: To a tee party.
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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Passengers

Passengers hit by cancelled trains
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Fat

Yo momma so fat she can sit on a dollar and make change.
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Batman

How does Batman's wife call him for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner - Batman!

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