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Joke Topic - 'Understand' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
Wife: 'I can't understand why I have gained so much weight. I eat like a bird!'
Husband: 'Yeah! You eat twice your own weight every day.

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