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Joke Topic - 'Understand'
Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.
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Buffalo
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
"Bye, son!"
Fireman
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
Jose and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Elves
Q. What did the elf use to make him taller?
A. He used elf raising flour.
A. He used elf raising flour.
Retiring
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Father Christmas
What do you call Father Christmas when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
Santa Pause!
Genie
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Shellfish
Why did the shellfish go to the gym?
To build up it's mussels.
To build up it's mussels.
Deer
What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!
A namby-pamby Bambi!
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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