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Joke Topic - 'Understand'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Understand'.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


Diner: Waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Waiter: Of course there is sir, it's alphabet soup.


Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.


Why is an astronaut like an American football player?
They both want to make safe touchdowns.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Violet who?
Violet the cat out of the bag.


Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?


Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got

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