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Joke Topic - 'Underground'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Underground'.

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Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.


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Succeed

If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Dracula

Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.
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Job

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.
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Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Bees

How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.
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Trees

What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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