Joke Topic - 'Underground'

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

Why did King Arthur have a round table?
So no one could corner him.

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.

Why do ghosts go to the same place every year for their vacation?
They like their old haunts best!

Why is a game of baseball like pancakes?
Because they both need batters.

How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!

What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.