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Joke Topic - 'Underground'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Underground'.


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

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If at first you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


Did you hear about the man who kept thinking he was Dracula?
He was a right pain in the neck.


What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.


Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!


How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.


How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".


Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They're too hard to peel.


What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.

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