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Joke Topic - 'Underground'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Underground'.

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Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.


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Astronauts

Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Diet

Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.
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Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
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Magistrates

Magistrates act to keep theaters open
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Lawyers

Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.
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Cookery

Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
Jenny: What did you make? A cake? A pizza?
Alison: A big mess.
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Restaurant

What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

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