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Joke Topic - 'Underground'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Underground'.


Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.

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Why were the astronauts not hungry?
Because they recently had a big launch.


Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.


What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!


Why did the evergreen tree go on a strict diet?
Because it had become a porky pine.

Secret Agents

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.


Magistrates act to keep theaters open


Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the graveyard.


Alison: My cookery teacher didn't like what I made in class today.
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Alison: A big mess.


What does a skeleton order when he eats in a restaurant?

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