Joke Topic - 'Undercover'

What did one light bulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight.

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you will go to jail.

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

Support bacteria - It's the only culture some people have!

What type of fish only comes out at night?
A starfish.

If your cow sounds like this, bake it and eat it "moo,moo". If your cow sounds like this I would take the fish "Moo ahhh,moo moo ahhh".

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.