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Joke Topic - 'Uncles'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Uncles'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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The young couple invited an elderly uncle to join them for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the uncle asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat!. "Are you certain about that?"
"Yes," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard my dad tell my mom, 'Today is just as good a day as any to have that old goat for dinner.'"
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Pool

Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.
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Witches

Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Dracula

What type of car does Dracula drive?
A bloodmobile.
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Barbers

What do you call a barber who cuts hair in a library?
A barbarian!!
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

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