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Joke Topic - 'Uncles'
Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Uncles'.
I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
The young couple invited an elderly uncle to join them for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the uncle asked their son what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat!. "Are you certain about that?"
"Yes," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard my dad tell my mom, 'Today is just as good a day as any to have that old goat for dinner.'"
"Goat!. "Are you certain about that?"
"Yes," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard my dad tell my mom, 'Today is just as good a day as any to have that old goat for dinner.'"
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Maths
Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
Because it had so many problems.
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
Count
What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
A rocket.
Business Consultant
An business consultant is one who can tell you how to run your business but who isn't smart enough to run his own.
Cows
Patient: This morning I was walking across a field and was trampled by some cows.
Doctor: So I herd.
Doctor: So I herd.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Know
Do you know me?
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
Yes, of course I know you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I thought you knew me!
Shoes
What kind of shoes are made from banana skins?
Slippers.
Slippers.
Piano
Do you play your piano by ear?
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
No, I play it by the open window to annoy my neighbors.
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