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Joke Topic - 'Uncles'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Uncles'.

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I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'
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My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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The young couple invited an elderly uncle to join them for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the uncle asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat!. "Are you certain about that?"
"Yes," said the youngster. "This morning, I heard my dad tell my mom, 'Today is just as good a day as any to have that old goat for dinner.'"
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Bananas

Why do bananas never get lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
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Paris

What is very tall and wet and stands in the middle of Paris?
The Eiffel Shower.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.
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Teachers

Where do mad teachers go to get trained?
Looney-versity.
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Management

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that works on a building site?
A boa constructor.
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Horses

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Music

Hostess: They tell me you love good music.
Guest: Yes, I do. But never mind, keep right on playing.

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