Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Aliens
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
Spoken
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?