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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.


My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

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Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.


Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.


What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.


Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.


What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.

Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.


Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

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