Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cats
What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
Spelling
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Idiot
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Blondes
Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Barbers
How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
Cows
What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
Cannibals
First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
School
Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
Baseball
When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.