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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.
My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.
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Judges
Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
Cannibals
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Extra large, with everybody on it.
Eel
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
A slippery customer.
Golf
What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
A poor golfer.
Monkeys
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
Aliens
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
Something from another universe -ity.
Spoken
"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
Dogs
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?
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