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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.

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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


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Judges

Robber: Your Honor. I'm sorry for breaking into the Italian restaurant.
Judge: Thirty days for disturbing the pizza.
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Golf

What goes 'putt, putt, putt, putt'?
A poor golfer.
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Monkeys

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells...
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Aliens

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A dog that chases cars - and catches them.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Who wants to gopher a ride in my car?

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