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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.

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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


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Pandas

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.
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Bees

What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Parrots

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

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