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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'


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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde get on the roof?
A: She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Barbers

How does a barber cut the moon's hair?
Eclipse it.
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Cows

What type of events do cows like to go to?
Barn Dances.
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Cannibals

First cannibal: What are you cooking for dinner?
Second cannibal: Shut up and get back in the oven.
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School

Wilma: You remind me of a school closed for vacation.
Fred: What do you mean?
Wilma: You have no class.
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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