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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.

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My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.


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Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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Victorian

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Dracula

Did you hear what happened when Count Dracula knocked out a boxer?
He was out for the Count.
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Sausages

What do you call a stolen pork sausage?
The missing link.
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Light Bulbs

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

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