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Joke Topic - 'Uncle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Uncle'.


My uncle is man of letters. He works for the post office.

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What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


What do you call it when a swarm of bees help in undercover police work?
A sting operation.


Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said 'Well done'.
Waiter: Thank you Sir.


What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


What flies through the jungle singing opera?
The parrots of Penzance.


Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

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