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Joke Topic - 'Unable'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unable'.

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What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.


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Cats

Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut do in the morning before he puts on his clothes?
He takes a meteor shower.
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A Pencil

What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.
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Blondes

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade.
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Computers

Another megabytes the dust.
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Accidents

Prevent accidents
- start doing things on purpose
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Coming In

Knock knock.
Who's there
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm coming in.
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Sings

What is green and sings in the garden?
Elvis Parsley.

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