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Joke Topic - 'Unable'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Unable'.
What has a big mouth, but is unable to talk?
A glass jar.
A glass jar.
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Blondes
Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.
Dinosaurs
What do you call a dinosaur that likes to wear a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Waiters
Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
Birds
Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
A puffin.
Debate
Debate about hanging suspended
Door
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.
Farmers
What do you call a farmer who used to like farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan.
An ex-tractor fan.
Juliet
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
Dogs
I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.
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