Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
Egg
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nova.
Nova who?
Nova look back.
Doctors
My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
Shoes
If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.
Relatives
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
Open
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.