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Joke Topic - 'Umpire'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Umpire'.


And why couldn't the loutish baseball umpire have his little boy sit in his lap?
Because the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

What does a baseball player do when his eyesight starts going bad?
He gets a job as an umpire.

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.

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An alarm cluck.


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?

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