Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Gone Forever
"It's gone forever - gone forever I tell you."
"What has?"
"Yesterday."
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
Umbrellas
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
Chickens
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
Ghosts
Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
Doctors
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
Roosters
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Blondes
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?