Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Cars
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.
Beer
Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.
Puzzles
What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
Antiques
A man was boasting to his friend, "You know, I am a well known
collector of antiques."
His friend replied," Yes I know, I've seen your wife."
Coke
I drank eight cokes and burped 7-up
Keep
What can you keep even though you have given it to someone?
Your word.
Mouse
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
A Mutt
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
Restaurants
I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.