Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.