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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Umbrellas'.

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What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Opinions

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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Airplanes

What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
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Snowman

What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
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Ghosts

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
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Insect

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
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Relatives

Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
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Deer

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
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Chaos

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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