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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrellas'.

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What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
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What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.


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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Executive

A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.
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Fly

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."
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Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Bee

What does a bee call his wife?
Honey.
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Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl.
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
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Fool

Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

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