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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'
Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrellas'.
What go up when the rain comes down?
Umbrellas.
Umbrellas.
What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.
An umbrella.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Bankers
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Vacations
I went on vacation last week. What a week it was! It only rained twice—once for three days and once for four.
Vacations
What country do cows love to visit for their vacation?
Moo Zealand.
Moo Zealand.
Mugged
How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
Moon
What is large, bright, and stupid?
A fool moon.
A fool moon.
Chocolate
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars, and now I feel terrible.
Politicians
In politics, honesty is comparable to oxygen. The higher you go, the more difficult it is to find.
Watches
Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.