Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dogs
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
Opinions
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
Airplanes
What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.
Snowman
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!
Ghosts
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Insect
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.
Relatives
Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.
Deer
What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.
Chaos
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.