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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Umbrellas'.


What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.


What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.


What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!


What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.


How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea, go.


Every weekend my relatives come round to our house and we make sweaters - you could say that we're a very close knit family.


What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.


Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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