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Joke Topic - 'Umbrellas'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrellas'.


What go up when the rain comes down?

What is most useful when it is used up?
An umbrella.

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Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!

The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.


A good executive is a man who is happy to share the credit with the person who did all the work.


"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm not surprised, sir, our chef used to be a tailor."

Honk Your Horn

Honk you horn if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..."


Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.


What does a bee call his wife?

Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Howl Who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?


Are you trying to make a fool out of me?
No, I never like to interfere with nature.

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