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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.
Because of all the rain-deer.
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Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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One.
One.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
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