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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.

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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
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Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
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Dogs

What type of dogs are always welcome at football games?
Hot dogs.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Goats

Why are goats fun to have at your party?
They are always kidding around.
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Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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He is a born executive . . . his father owns the business.
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Ducks

What goes "quick, quick"?
A duck with the hiccups.

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