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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.

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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

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