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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.

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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Thought

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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Jugglers

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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Cows

What do you call it when cows fight a battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Blondes

I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling.
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Apples

What type+ of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.

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