Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Ghosts
Where do ghosts go to get an educated?
High sghoul.
Elephants
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!
The Queen
Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
Beauty Parlor
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
Getting Old
You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Car
Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
Light Bulbs
How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Windows
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.