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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.

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When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.


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Divorce

We decided to get married on Friday the 13th. if things don't work out at least we'll have something to blame the divorce on.
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Bees

What type of a bee is always complaining?
A grumble bee!
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Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.
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Judges

What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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