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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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A grumble bee!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?


My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.


Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.


What did the judge say to his wife when he got home from the law courts?
It's been a very trying day!

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