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Joke Topic - 'Umbrella'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Umbrella'.


When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Why does Santa need to carry a big umbrella with him?
Because of all the rain-deer.

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