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Joke Topic - 'Ufo'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.


What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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