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Joke Topic - 'Ufo'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


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Christmas

In Britain, what do they call Christmas?
Yule Britannia.
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Break

What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?
Silence.
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Failure

Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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Charles Dickens

What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write?
Oliver Twist.
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Monsters

What should you do if you see a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up.
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Someone

How did you get here? Did someone leave the door of your cage open?
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Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

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