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Joke Topic - 'Ufo'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Play

George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Encyclopedia

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.
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The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July.
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?
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Dogs

What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!
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Lawyers

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Baseball

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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