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Joke Topic - 'Ufo'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.

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What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
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If athletes get athletes' foot. what disease do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.
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Henry the 1/8th.
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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after taking a bath?
Polly unsaturated.

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