Joke Topic - 'Ufo'

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.

John said, 'That bloke up at the tea counter thinks he's a snooker ball.'
My brother said, 'Ah, so that's why he's at the end of the queue.

Hotel Guest: 'Can you give me a room and a bath, please?'
Receptionist: 'I can give you a room, but you'll have to take your own bath.'

What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bour.

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.

If Fairbanks Alaska passed a law outlawing all dogs, what would it be called?
Dogless Fairbanks!

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.