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Joke Topic - 'Ufo'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.


What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


George: Mum, can I go and play in the park?
Mother: With those old jeans and t-shirt?
George: No, with my friends who live across the road.


When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.


I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

The Truth

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
July who?
July or do you tell the truth?


What did the aardvark call his dog?


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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