Joke Topic - 'Ufo' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ufo'.

What do you get if you cross a baby with a UFO?
An unidentified crying object.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!

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'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
'Yes, sir, it's the bad meat that attracts them.'

Some women get even with their husbands by staying married to them.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit very carefully, it's a Christmas present!

It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.

I'm not saying the mother-in-law's ugly, but she uses her bottom lip as a shower cap.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.