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Joke Topic - 'Tv'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tv'.

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Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"
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Barbers

Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.
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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Elected

A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Lawyers

Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.
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Cannibals

Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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