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Joke Topic - 'Tv'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tv'.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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Good Luck

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?
A rash of good luck!


Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
Answers to the name "Lucky"


Why do ex-barbers make such good parcel delivery drivers?
They know all the short cuts.


How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.


A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'


No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.


Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything come out in fine print.


What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.


Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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