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Joke Topic - 'Tv'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tv'.

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Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
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I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
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What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?


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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Cannibals

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.
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Baseball

In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.
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Horses

What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.
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Prehistoric

What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!
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People

What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.
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Repeat

As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.

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