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Joke Topic - 'Tv'

Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Tv'.


Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Here are some randomly selected joke topics



Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?


What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.


In baseball, what type of dog stands behind home plate?
The catcher’s mutt.


What animal goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse.


What do you call prehistoric sailing disasters?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!


What do spotty people go riding in?
Acne carriages.


As I said many times before, I never repeat myself.

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