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Joke Topic - 'Tutor'


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A couple send their dim son to a special tutor to help him catch up on his schoolwork. After a month they ask the tutor for a progress report.
"He's doing straight 'A's now" says the tutor.
"That's fantastic" say the parents.
"Yes, they're great." says the tutor. "But his 'B's are still a little bit squint."


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