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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


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