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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.

At the grocery shop, a woman was searching through the frozen turkeys, but she was unable to find a turkey that was large enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
the stock boy replied, 'No, ma'am, they're dead.'
Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

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