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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


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Doctors

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a sheep.
That's baaaaaad.
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Nightclubs

What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub?
Bouncers.
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Vampires

Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Politicians

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
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Lawyers

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their appeal.
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Sing

What should you do if you lock yourself out of your house?
Keep singing until you find the right key.
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Failure

Predestination was doomed to failure from the start

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