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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.

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A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.


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Politicians

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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Dogs

What does a dog use for playing golf?
A kennel club.
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Zebras

Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Prunes

Prunes give you a run for your money.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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Light Bulbs

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How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.

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