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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.
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