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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

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