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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.
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I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.
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A kennel club.
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Why was the zebra made leader of the animal army?
Because he was the one with the most stripes.
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Prunes
Prunes give you a run for your money.
Doctors
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Dentists
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
To get her teeth crowned.
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