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Joke Topic - 'Turkeys'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkeys'.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
he stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.
They suspected it of foul play.
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What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
Donald.
Doctors
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Waiters
Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
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'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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How do you make seven even?
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You remove the 's'.
Uncle
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Cookies
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Oh Crumbs!
Oh Crumbs!
Soccer
How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
Somebody took a corner.
A Great Time
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Who's there?
Havana.
Havana who?
Havan-a great time, hope you are having one too.
Father Christmas
When delivering the presents how many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Stacks of them.
Stacks of them.
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