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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.


Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."


When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.


Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???


Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?


What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.


Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.


Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.

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