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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.


Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.

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