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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Steak

Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"
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Bed

Why did the man run around his bed?
To try and catch up on his sleep.
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Favorite

What is the favorite sport of Farmer Brown?
Fencing.
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Idiots

Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Houses

A man's house is his hassle.

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