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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Expiration

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Mouse

What do you get if you cross a mouse with an oil can?
A squeak that oils itself.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.
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Prunes

Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.
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Wonder

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

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