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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Noses

When they were handing out noses, you thought that they said roses and so you asked for a big red one.
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Mouse

Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
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Tourists

Why is it called the tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Ghosts

Did you hear what happened when the ghosts went on strike?
A skeleton staff took over.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Bell

Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.

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