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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.
Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
The turkey - it's always stuffed.
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Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
Dogs
What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
A hot-weiler!
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
Monsters
What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
Wait until he is ripe.
UFO
What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
An unidentified crying object.
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
Frogs
What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
A croak and dagger agent.
Psychics
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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