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Joke Topic - 'Turkey'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Turkey'.

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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
The turkey - it's always stuffed.


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Prison

Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
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Dogs

What breed of dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Monsters

What should you do with a green monster?
Wait until he is ripe.
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UFO

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bee.
Doctor: Sorry, I'm too busy to see you right now. Can you give me a buzz later?
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Frogs

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
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Psychics

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

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