Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Bees
What do you call a very young bee?
A babe-bee.
Computers
What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
Secret Agents
What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.
Snowmen
Where do Snowmen go to dance?
To snowballs.
Retire
Before deciding to retire from working, it is best to stay home for a week and watch daytime TV shows.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Ventriloquists
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Hills
What do you get if you cross big hills with an electric stove?
A mountain range.
Father Christmas
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.