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Joke Topic - 'Tuba'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Tuba'.

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How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.


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Computers

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Signs

Sign in a restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Home

Say, do you happen to know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?
No, I didn't even know he had moved home.
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Doughnut

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
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Doctors

Doctor: How did you get here so quickly?
Patient: Flu.
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Autopsy

Autopsy is a dying art
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Enthusiasm

Diner: Waiter, why do you call this Enthusiasm stew?
Waiter: Because the chef has put everything she's got into it.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

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