Joke Topic - 'Try'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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I used to be a lumberjack, but then I got the axe.

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.

What do you call a party held in a basement?
A cellar-bration.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

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