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Joke Topic - 'Try'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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King Kong
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
Are you my mother?
Are you my mother?
Skunk
Why did the skunk use loads of paper hankies?
Because he had a stinking cold.
Because he had a stinking cold.
Stomach
Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
Monster
Which monster is very untidy?
The Loch Mess Monster!
The Loch Mess Monster!
Exits
Exits are on the way out
Whales
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
To get to the other tide.
Elephants
How can you tell if an elephant been in the refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter.
By the footprints in the butter.
Cows
Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
To the MOO-vies.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!
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