Joke Topic - 'Try'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!

Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.

He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.

What's that up the road? A head?

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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