Joke Topic - 'Try'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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