Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Lorry
What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
Remind
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Lawyers
The trouble with the legal profession is that 98 per cent of its members give it a bad name.
Taxi
Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
Art
Why was the art dealer unable pay the rent on his store?
He had run out of Monet.
Stupid
He's so stupid he doesn't get dandruff - he gets sawdust.
Road
What's that up the road? A head?
Politicians
It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!