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Joke Topic - 'Try'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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Pie

What do you get if you cross an aeroplane with a Cornish pasty?
Pie in the sky.
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Girlfriends

John: My girlfriend reminds me of a Greek statue.
Dave: You mean she's very beautiful?
John: Yeah, beautiful, but not all there.
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Dad

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'
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Elephants

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who thought the Cote d'Azur was a blue jacket?
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Toaster

Did you hear about the guy who plugged his electric blanket into the toaster?
He was popping out of bed all night.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.

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