Joke Topic - 'Try'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

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Doctors

This girl went to the doctor. She said, 'I keep thinking there's two of me.
The doctor said, just wait and 'I'll deal with you one at a time.'

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

Sibling rivalry is for kids

What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.

Tact: The unsaid part of what you are thinking.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What do you call a secret agent that hangs around department stores?
A counterspy.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the great improvement at once.

Wife: Sorry, but you can't go to the golf course today.
Husband: Okay, in that case I'll just putter around the yard.

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