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Joke Topic - 'Try'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Try'.

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I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


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Bugs

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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The Invisible Man

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?
To make sure he wasn't there.
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Boyfriends

Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.
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Clocks

This bloke said to my brother, 'I think I'm a clock you know.'
My brother said, 'Well don't get wound up about it.'
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Boss

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
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French

Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

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