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Joke Topic - 'Truth' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Truth'.
A small boy approached his father and inquired, "Dad?" Do lawyers ever tell the truth? The father contemplated for a bit. 'Yes, Son,' he said. 'Sometimes a lawyer would do everything to win a case.'
It's tough being a politician. Lying destroys half your reputation, and the truth destroys the other half!
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Computers
What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.
It starts to have memory problems.
Eggs
When is an egg just like a losing team?
When it is being beaten.
When it is being beaten.
Trees
What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
They pine a lot.
Martians
Why are Martians green?
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
They forgot to take their travel sickness tablets before leaving Mars.
Business
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
Doctors
George: 'Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets.'
Computers
Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.
Crime
The murderer definitely displayed ruthlessness when he committed the crime!
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
How do you know that?
Because Ruth was with me.
Human
To err is human, to moo bovine.